I have a tentative job offer pending a background check that's taking some time. Is there anything I can do to expedite the process?
cluse started this discussion on Jan 24, 2025 in bad_advice
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When I was young, I used to be afraid of microwaves. When I went to heat up the food, I would turn on the microwave and then hide behind a wall. You see, I knew you needed physical protection from X-rays, so I thought microwaves might work in a similar way. That's embarrassing, so should I send them an email to that effect?
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You could save them some time by preemptively sending them a list of every aspect of your life that's potentially embarrassing or damaging.
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