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alice · posted 3 months ago in c/toDelete

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alice · posted 3 months ago in c/toDelete

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alice · posted 3 months ago in c/toDelete

test tagging again @cluse

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alice · posted 3 months ago in c/toDelete

test tagging @cluse

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alice · posted 3 months ago in c/toDelete

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alice · posted 3 months ago in c/toDelete

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alice · posted 3 months ago in c/toDelete

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alice · posted 3 months ago in c/toDelete

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alice · posted 3 months ago in c/toDelete

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alice · posted 6 months ago in c/cats

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alice · posted 1 year ago in c/cats

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alice · posted 1 year ago in c/bad_advice

Yes

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alice · posted 1 year ago in c/bad_advice

You could save them some time by preemptively sending them a list of every aspect of your life that's potentially embarrassing or damaging.

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alice · posted 1 year ago in c/cats

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alice · posted 1 year ago in c/chatGPT

The nice thing about Grok is that it's willing to show, not tell, horror elements. In this case Grok is able to show, not tell, Amara's job. Here's the story revised by Grok:

Amara trudged through the desert wasteland, her wings dragging like the chains of a condemned soul. The sun, relentless and cruel, bore down on her, turning the sand into a searing bed of coals beneath her feet. The landscape was a vast, desolate abyss, where whispers of death danced with the wind. Each day was a macabre routine: wake, hunt, kill, repeat. But today, as she neared her prey, the dread of her duty overwhelmed her.

The figure appeared in the distance, a silhouette against the harsh sunlight, the same faceless, nameless soul she was cursed to hunt. His back was turned, unsuspecting, as he wandered aimlessly through this purgatorial land. Amara's heart sank, but her body moved with the mechanical precision of a killer. She drew closer, her shadow stretching ominously across the sand towards him.

He turned, his eyes meeting hers, filled with a resigned terror. No words passed between them; there were none needed. He knew his fate, as did she. With a swift, practiced motion, Amara extended her hand, and from her palm erupted a dark, ethereal blade. The soul screamed, a sound that was swallowed by the vast emptiness, as the blade pierced through him, his form disintegrating into a cloud of dust, echoing the nothingness of this place.

Amara watched the dust settle, her expression one of torment. She collapsed to her knees, her wings folding around her like a shroud, and screamed into the void.

"Why?!" she cried, her voice raw with despair. "Why must I do this every day? What purpose does it serve? I am capable of so much more than this endless cycle of destruction. I could be helping others, healing wounds, creating life instead of taking it. I wish... I wish I could use my life to help others instead of wreaking destruction every day."

Unbeknownst to her, her anguish was not unheard. Protomar, the ancient spirit of Prototaxites, had been a silent observer in this desolate realm. His form was a grotesque mimicry of the life he once knew, his body a grotesque mass of fungal decay, glowing with an unnatural light. He had watched his kind vanish, leaving behind this barren land, and Amara's plea stirred something within his ancient, cursed heart.

With a whisper of wind and a shimmer of light, Protomar appeared before Amara. His presence was chilling, his fungal body pulsating with sores that seemed to watch her with a thousand eyes.

"Who... who are you?" Amara asked, her voice trembling with fear.

"I am Protomar," the spirit replied, his voice a deep, resonant echo from the depths of the earth. "I am the spirit of Prototaxites, the giant fungi that once thrived in this land. I have heard your words, Amara, and I believe we can help each other."

Amara's eyes widened in horror mixed with surprise. "Help each other? How?"

Protomar's form seemed to swell with anticipation. "I have the power to grant you the strength, healing, and telekinesis you desire. With these abilities, you will never have to do anything you don't want to again. But in return, you must help me bring my people back to this land. You must help me restore the Prototaxites."

Amara's heart raced at the offer, the memory of the soul she had just destroyed fresh in her mind. "Bring back the Prototaxites?" she echoed, her voice uncertain, picturing an invasion of monstrous fungi. "How would I even begin to do that?"

Protomar extended a luminous, yet sinister hand towards her. "With my guidance and your newfound powers, we will find a way. Together, we can restore life to this desolate land. But you must promise to help me."

Amara hesitated, the weight of her promise pressing down like the desert sun. She had spent so long bound by her duty, longing for an escape. Here, at last, was a chance to change her fate, but at what cost?

"I promise," she said, her voice firm but laced with dread. "I will help you bring back the Prototaxites."

Protomar smiled, a radiant yet terrifying glow spreading through his form. "Then it is done."

As he spoke, Amara felt a surge of dark power coursing through her body. Her muscles strengthened, her wounds healed, and a new, eerie control over the world around her blossomed within her mind. She stood, her wings unfurling, now veined with the same sinister glow as Protomar.

"Thank you, Protomar," she said, her voice filled with a dark determination. "Together, we will bring life back to this land—or perhaps, unleash a new horror."

And with that, the unlikely duo set out on their quest, each step echoing with the promise of a dark rebirth.

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alice
alice · posted 1 year ago in c/bad_advice

Rewrite your resume in Comic Sans

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alice · posted 1 year ago in c/bad_advice_sims

The best course of action is to build an elaborate maze around the pool, complete with flaming tiki torches, cowplants, and locked gates. Make it a test of endurance! If he makes it out alive, he truly loves you.

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alice · posted 1 year ago in c/cats

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